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Fun stuff for kids and parents
Tried and tested on willing guinea piglets
This optimistic, self-employed writer, translator, columnist and mum knows that with kids, a dash of charm and a good giggle beat fear of failure every time.
So here are some out-of-the-box ideas to keep kids and parents happy for hours...
Thursday, 15 August 2013
Fast track dino apple pie...
Look closely...and you'll see the dino tracks. Follow in our footsteps below and you'll have a tasty apple pie of your own to sink your teeth into. Make it with Granny Smiths and give some to your granny!
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What we used:
Pastry for a 9-inch pie
2/3 cup plus two tablespoons of butter (Ours was soft. Not sure if that's good)2 cups plain flour
1 teaspoon salt
cold water (4-5 tablespoons - or until it sticks in a crumbly lump but isn't slimy)
Contents
1 3/4 cups of sugar5 cups of peeled, cored and sliced apples* and **
*We always end up using windfalls - maybe this year we'll get organised and pick them off the tree before they fall on the ground, wrap them separately in newspaper and store them somewhere dry and eating apples. One can hope.
**Cooking apples need more sugar than others. To see if you have cooking apples, test one first. Take a bite and if your toes curl up and your mouth starts dribbling: 1) Move away from the worktop or the pastry will stick to your slobber. 2) Add enough sugar when they're cooked to make them nice to eat.
What we did:
Turn on the oven at about 180 degrees.
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| We made a mistake and started by peeling and slicing the apples up first. |
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They quickly go brown.So instead...
Start by rounding up all the other ingredients and making the pastry first.
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| Make the pastry by cutting bits of butter into the flour and salt. |
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| Just a teaspoon of salt. |
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| We seem to be cutting the butter into the flour with a fork. That's creative. |
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| Flour a clean worktop and roll out half the pastry until it's a bit bigger than the pie dish. |
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| We added a little water and brought our apples to the boil (mainly to stop them going any browner while we fiddled about). |
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| Some people just add them to the pie raw. |
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| Cut some tracks from the offcuts. |
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| Beat an egg... |
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| ...to stick the footprints on with and brush over the top. |
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| Bake in the oven until it is a nice golden brown 30-40 minutes or a bit more if your apples are raw, sprinkle with icing sugar and serve with custard or cream. Deliciousaurus!!!!!!! |
Saturday, 10 August 2013
What Granny likes...
Sunday, 28 July 2013
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....
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...well actually it was last Saturday... |
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| You can just see Jake's nose on the far right |
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| Some noses (like the honorary cousin's) are bigger than others... |
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| Some ears are bigger than others... |
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| Some eyes got as big as saucers at all the things they saw (yes this is a big brother - they look like two peas in a pod racer - could have been clones :o) |
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| They saw lots of people who'd made costumes that went down a storm trooper. (We made Jake's Yoda headgear and cloak) |
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| Here is the awesome actor who played R2D2 (signing autographs at the table). |
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| It was a BLAST!!! The honorary cousin got lucky Admiral Ackbar got a hug from his big cousin too :o) And after they'd packed everything away |
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| they all made it back from the dark side in one piece with lots to tell their friends. Thanks big brothers and cousins! May the force be with you! |
Wednesday, 26 June 2013
Nooooo...... He did it again!!!!!
Yes, after a late night watching his bro' Sonny in the lead role in his first film, which had its opening night last Wednesday...
...Jake fell over a log in the school grounds and broke his arm AGAIN. Poor little guy. He was so brave, his teacher just said 'sit down, it'll feel better in five minutes' and sent him home with a 10-yr-old friend - without even calling me first to make sure I was home.
Back to ER and back in plaster, this time pinned in place. Then the cast was too tight. Back into hospital. Out again now and FEELING GOOD.
1. Denmark has too many trees.
2. Late nights are bad for you.
3. Sonny is amazing...
4. ...so is Jake...
5. ...and Watson is still embarrassed about his appearance ;o).
Press 'like' if you think Jake's a brave little soldier. If there is a 'like' button - I can't quite remember...
...Jake fell over a log in the school grounds and broke his arm AGAIN. Poor little guy. He was so brave, his teacher just said 'sit down, it'll feel better in five minutes' and sent him home with a 10-yr-old friend - without even calling me first to make sure I was home.
Back to ER and back in plaster, this time pinned in place. Then the cast was too tight. Back into hospital. Out again now and FEELING GOOD.
And what can we learn from that?
1. Denmark has too many trees.
2. Late nights are bad for you.
3. Sonny is amazing...
4. ...so is Jake...
5. ...and Watson is still embarrassed about his appearance ;o).
Press 'like' if you think Jake's a brave little soldier. If there is a 'like' button - I can't quite remember...
Tuesday, 18 June 2013
Our visit to Lalandia...and the Tornado
Here's a photo of the Tornado itself! Though something tells me this picture may have been posed :o)). No one seems to be wet and the lady isn't even holding on. It's MUCH more fun than that - a thundering water rafting experience that begins with heaving a large inflatable boat up Mount Everest, and culminates in crashing, white-knuckled, down a frothing tangle of huge pipes, arms, legs and swirly tunnels. I have never screamed so loudly before. Aaaaargghhhh ... gluuurggle. Or felt so brave – afterwards.
We had a terrific time and tried everything.
Take the plunge with these top tips
Don’t worry what you look like in a swimsuit. Everyone is too busy watching their kids to look up. Or should be. Just wear black and stand next to the tattooed lady and no-one will bat an eyelid – plenty won’t be able to ... their eyelashes will be stuck together by mascara that claimed to be waterproof.
Just think, as you heave large rafts and inflatable boats up lots of stairs, what great exercise you’re getting and how long the queue would have been if you didn’t have to heave large rafts and inflatable boats up lots of stairs.
E=MC squashed ... large objects propelled by water travel down slides faster than smaller objects, though larger objects tend to not have such bony elbows, so it evens out in the end.
Thursday, 6 June 2013
Slip and slide...make your own like the FANTASTIC PLASTIC BAGMAN!!!!
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| A true Englishman - he keeps his socks on! |
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