Fun stuff for kids and parents

Tried and tested on willing guinea piglets

This optimistic, self-employed writer, translator, columnist and mum knows that with kids, a dash of charm and a good giggle beat fear of failure every time.

So here are some out-of-the-box ideas to keep kids and parents happy for hours...

Thursday, 15 August 2013

A taster of our trip to the Experimentarium...more to come in a few days

Well hello!!!!!
Surf's up!!!!
Yes I know there's a play button in the middle there. But in the manner of Pooh, I'm a bear with very little brain when it comes to technology. So let's count our blessings and celebrate! It's the first video I've managed to upload at all without crashing the system!
More photos to follow when I've found the white cable that connects the camera to the laptop. Think it's in the boot (trunk :o) of the car that's being serviced.

Fast track dino apple pie...

Look closely...and you'll see the dino tracks. Follow in our footsteps below and you'll have a tasty apple pie of your own to sink your teeth into. Make it with Granny Smiths and give some to your granny!


What we used:

Pastry for a 9-inch pie

2/3 cup plus two tablespoons of butter (Ours was soft. Not sure if that's good)
2 cups plain flour
1 teaspoon salt
cold water (4-5 tablespoons - or until it sticks in a crumbly lump but isn't slimy)

Contents

1 3/4 cups of sugar
5 cups of peeled, cored and sliced apples* and **

*We always end up using windfalls - maybe this year we'll get organised and pick them off the tree before they fall on the ground, wrap them separately in newspaper and store them somewhere dry and eating apples. One can hope.
**Cooking apples need more sugar than others. To see if you have cooking apples, test one first. Take a bite and if your toes curl up and your mouth starts dribbling: 1) Move away from the worktop or the pastry will stick to your slobber. 2) Add enough sugar when they're cooked to make them nice to eat.


What we did:

Turn on the oven at about 180 degrees.
We made a mistake and started by peeling and slicing the apples up first.
They quickly go brown.


So instead...

Start by rounding up all the other ingredients and making the pastry first.

Track down the salt - our little salt bowl is always going missing. Jake and I bought Antlantic sea salt because it looks like sand. We thought we could trick people but no one wants to eat sand - not even us - so we're using it in cooking where it doesn't show :o)
Make the pastry by cutting bits of butter
into the flour and salt.


Just a teaspoon of salt.






We seem to be cutting the butter into the flour with a fork.
That's creative.















Flour a clean worktop and roll out half the pastry until it's a bit bigger than the pie dish. 


We added a little water and brought our apples to the boil
(mainly to stop them going any browner while we fiddled about). 

Some people just add them to the pie raw.
Cut some tracks from the offcuts.
Pop on the lid and trim off the extra. A real pie dish with a flat edge is better because you can stick the edges together better and use  the four tynes of a fork press side by side in a stripey pattern all round the pie crust. 
Beat an egg...

...to stick the footprints on with and brush over the top.
Bake in the oven until it is a nice golden brown 30-40 minutes or a bit more
if your apples are raw, sprinkle with icing sugar
 and serve with custard or cream.

Deliciousaurus!!!!!!!

Saturday, 10 August 2013

What Granny likes...

In honour of our Granny's 85th birthday a few days ago, 

                                here is a list of what she likes best...

1. Having her plants watered with a water pistol.
2. Lucky stones (with holes in them) that we find on the beach. She puts the stones on the end of the canes that she uses to hold up her plants in the garden - so she can easily see where the canes end and doesn't poke an eye out when she's gardening.
3. Having her feet rubbed gently.
4. Cuddles she doesn't have to ask for.
5. Happy pictures she can put on her fridge door.

If your Granny is up in the clouds with our lovely Grandad playing with Bounty our cat, then I can tell you a secret...pretty much ANYONE likes a picture to brighten up their kitchen. 

Sunday, 28 July 2013

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....

...well actually it was last Saturday... 


Jake, his two big brothers, one cousin and an honorary cousin set off on and an EPIC adventurous road trip to a Star Wars convention in Germany
You can just see Jake's nose on the far right
Some noses (like the honorary cousin's) are bigger than others...
Some ears are bigger than others...
Some eyes got as big as saucers at all the things they saw (yes this is a big brother - they look like two peas in a pod racer - could have been clones :o)


They saw lots of people who'd made costumes that went down a storm trooper. (We made Jake's Yoda headgear and cloak)
They saw galactic police...and real German police who laughed when they tested negative and they caught sight of all the Star Wars regalia. One big brother quoted a Jedi and said 'You do not need to see our identification', passing his hand in front of the policeman's face. Luckily the policemen liked a joke too! 
Here is the awesome actor who played R2D2 (signing autographs at the table).
It was a BLAST!!!


The honorary cousin got lucky



Admiral Ackbar got a hug from his big cousin too :o)



And after they'd packed everything away

they all made it back from the dark side in one piece with lots to tell their friends. Thanks big brothers and cousins! May the force be with you!

Wednesday, 26 June 2013

Nooooo...... He did it again!!!!!

Yes, after a late night watching his bro' Sonny in the lead role in his first film, which had its opening night last Wednesday...

...Jake fell over a log in the school grounds and broke his arm AGAIN. Poor little guy. He was so brave, his teacher just said 'sit down, it'll feel better in five minutes' and sent him home with a 10-yr-old friend - without even calling me first to make sure I was home. 

Back to ER and back in plaster, this time pinned in place. Then the cast was too tight. Back into hospital. Out again now and FEELING GOOD.



And what can we learn from that?


1. Denmark has too many trees.
2. Late nights are bad for you.
3. Sonny is amazing...
4. ...so is Jake...
5. ...and Watson is still embarrassed about his appearance ;o).

Press 'like' if you think Jake's a brave little soldier. If there is a 'like' button - I can't quite remember... 


Tuesday, 18 June 2013

Our visit to Lalandia...and the Tornado




Here's a photo of the Tornado itself! Though something tells me this picture may have been posed :o)). No one seems to be wet and the lady isn't even holding on. It's MUCH more fun than that - a thundering water rafting experience that begins with heaving a large inflatable boat up Mount Everest, and culminates in crashing, white-knuckled, down a frothing tangle of huge pipes, arms, legs and swirly tunnels. I have never screamed so loudly before. Aaaaargghhhh ... gluuurggle. Or felt so brave – afterwards.
We had a terrific time and tried everything.

Take the plunge with these top tips 

Don’t worry what you look like in a swimsuit. Everyone is too busy watching their kids to look up. Or should be. Just wear black and stand next to the tattooed lady and no-one will bat an eyelid – plenty won’t be able to ... their eyelashes will be stuck together by mascara that claimed to be waterproof.
Just think, as you heave large rafts and inflatable boats up lots of stairs, what great exercise you’re getting and how long the queue would have been if you didn’t have to heave large rafts and inflatable boats up lots of stairs. 
E=MC squashed ... large objects propelled by water travel down slides faster than smaller objects, though larger objects tend to not have such bony elbows, so it evens out in the end. 

Thursday, 6 June 2013

Slip and slide...make your own like the FANTASTIC PLASTIC BAGMAN!!!!

Stretch out the big plastic sheets and fasten down.
We used gaffa tape attached to heavy stuff a long way away from flailing
arms and legs. Some people use pegs but duct tape is nice and soft - though it
does eventually lose its stickyness in water.

Cover with water and cooking oil.
Fix up a hosepipe (bottom right) - unless there's a hosepipe ban,
then do a rain dance and hope it pours down.
Instead of cooking oil, you may prefer baby shampoo that doesn't hurt your eyes.

The fantastic, plastic BAGMAN!!!
Complete with pillow for tummy and big plastic bags taped on
with duct tape.
MAKE SURE:
1. Capes are taped to chests and not round necks .
2. Plastic bags have BIG HOLES for heads.

A true Englishman - he keeps his socks on!

Visor down, READY, STEADY, GO!!

YOUTUBE VIDEO LINKS 

The video function won't work on blogspot but we're using YouTube.
Guess if I was clever I'd be able to rotate the videos, but regular readers won't be expecting miracles (not in a technical sense anyway) so imagine the G-force is to blame, imagine the ipad is a steering wheel and  turn it carefully on its side :o)
Hold tight! Here we go!


BAGMAN IN ACTION

 http://youtu.be/cV9SkQ9nVuI

BAGMAN AND THE PILLOW SLIPS!!!

http://youtu.be/8xrOliLATlg

BAGMUMMY HAS A GO!!!


http://youtu.be/PD2FiJ2u1ZU


BAGMUMMY TRIES AGAIN

http://youtu.be/FMn4KnTEf98

BAGMUMMY - AS GOOD AS IT GETS