Here's a photo of the Tornado itself! Though something tells me this picture may have been posed :o)). No one seems to be wet and the lady isn't even holding on. It's MUCH more fun than that - a thundering water rafting experience that begins with heaving a large inflatable boat up Mount Everest, and culminates in crashing, white-knuckled, down a frothing tangle of huge pipes, arms, legs and swirly tunnels. I have never screamed so loudly before. Aaaaargghhhh ... gluuurggle. Or felt so brave – afterwards.
We had a terrific time and tried everything.
Take the plunge with these top tips
Don’t worry what you look like in a swimsuit. Everyone is too busy watching their kids to look up. Or should be. Just wear black and stand next to the tattooed lady and no-one will bat an eyelid – plenty won’t be able to ... their eyelashes will be stuck together by mascara that claimed to be waterproof.
Just think, as you heave large rafts and inflatable boats up lots of stairs, what great exercise you’re getting and how long the queue would have been if you didn’t have to heave large rafts and inflatable boats up lots of stairs.
E=MC squashed ... large objects propelled by water travel down slides faster than smaller objects, though larger objects tend to not have such bony elbows, so it evens out in the end.
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